
Yesterday, we went to another one of the local parks. The weather was a sunny 15 Celsius (59 F. I finally figured out how to convert C to F. It is easy, multiply by 9, divide by 5, then add 32). We are enjoying the parks here a lot. They are great places to practice our Chinese, while at the same time savoring the beautiful vistas that they provide. While there, we happened upon some children playing on the water inside of huge inflated rubber balls. They looked like they were having so much fun that I decided to give it a try. As the pictures and video will show, there are some things that seem like more fun than they actually are. As they zipped me inside, and I caught a whiff of the sweat, breath, and B.O. of those who had been in there before me, I thought to myself “Well it seemed like a good idea at the time”. As I fell over and over again, I could hear the howls of laughter even inside my bubble. I am glad someone had fun. (Park entrance fee, 0
RMB. Fee for being inside big rubber ball on the water, 10
RMB. Being able to provide comic relief for the 20 to 30 people who stopped to watch the
waigouren at play, priceless.) Whose idea was this anyway? What was the thought process? It must have gone something like this:
Boss - Okay Jerry, let's get a big rubber bag.
Jerry - Check!
Boss - We can then put a person inside it and zip them in.
Jerry - Check!
Boss - Pump it full of air until it is round and floats.
Jerry - Check!
Boss - Then we can put them out on the water, where they will try to walk but repeatedly fall down to the
amusement of others.
Jerry - Check!
Boss - Finally, wait for it, we keep them locked inside this bag until they are on the verge of passing out due to asphyxiation!
Jerry - A floating, rubber, asphyxiating sphere of amusement...Brilliant!
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.e e cummings (1894 - 1962)
Frank


PS- As for the adjacent picture, I bet my sister thought putting those glasses on and allowing a picture to be taken was a good idea at the time too.